HYPNOTIST: for superior powers of persuasion.
ILLUSIONIST: for being good with your hands.
LOVE: dopamine molecule, for believing in love.
Back of package reads:
“You're awesome, and here's a patch to prove it!
We're not gonna lie, being a happy, well-adjusted adult is hard work. But you've shown dedication and determination worthy of recognition. Congratulations on being a grown-up! Now go pick up your toys.”