SURVIVAL: for getting out from behind the eight ball.
EFF WORK: for going anyway.
SURREALIST: for thinking outside the suit.
Back of package reads:
“You're awesome, and here's a patch to prove it!
We're not gonna lie, being a happy, well-adjusted adult is hard work. But you've shown dedication and determination worthy of recognition. Congratulations on being a grown-up! Now go pick up your toys.”